This week’s quotable movie is the classic Clue! I mean it’s got Tim Curry, Chrisopher Lloyd, and Madeline Kahn – what more do you need! Sitting down and re-watching this was an absolute joy and, of course, it’s filled with cheeky quotes for us off-beat crafters to enjoy. Remember – all quotes will be available via email charted for cross stitch.
And the quotes are:
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“Yvette, attend to the Colonel and give him anything he requires… within reason that is…” ~ Wadsworth.
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Mrs. Scarlet ~ “Why’s the car stopped?”
“It’s frightened,” ~ Professor Plum
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“I’m merely a humble butler.” ~ Wadsworth
“And what exactly do you do?” ~ Colonel Mustard
“I butle, sir.” ~ Wadsworth
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“Your first husband also disappeared.”
“That was his job, he was an illusionist.”
“But he never reappeared.”
“He wasn’t a very good illusionist.” ~ Wadsworth qustioning Mrs. White.
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“Husbands should be like kleenex; soft, strong and disposable.” ~ Mrs. White
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“Fly’s are where men are most vulnerable.” ~ Mrs. White
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“Life after death is an improbable as sex after marriage.” ~ Mrs. White
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“Why is J. Edgar Hoover on your phone?” Mr. Green
“I don’t know. He’s on everyone else’s, why not mine?” ~ Wadsworth
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“I was in the hall – I know because I was there.” ~ Wadsworth
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“Don’t be ridiculous. If I was the murderer, why would I tell you how I did it?” ~ Wadsworth
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“Communism was just a red herring.” ~ Miss Scarlet & Wadsworth
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“Is the FBI used to cleaning up after multiple murder?” ~ Professor Plum
“Yes, why do you think it’s run by a man called Hoover?” ~ Wadsworth
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